Adventures in Winduland

Whoops?

Better hide this one from the Council! Don’t let Yoda see! My Jedi friend Sha had to hold me up here. I was… a little… tipsy. Just a little! I was undercover for a mission. Yes, in my robes!

Don’t judge.

teenag3filth:

my dad looks just like mace windu!

That makes your Dad automatically amazing.

(via nazi-dick)

Is he bossing me around? Do you see how I respond to that? Look at that body language.

(Source: shadowsoftheempire)

Get these motherkriffing snakes off of me!

(Source: dangerjones)

I hope everyone had a good holiday. I got a new hat. And of course, Obi-Wan said my head was too big for it. What does he know? He needs a haircut before he grows a space mullet. Aw, whatever. I kid, I kid.

(Except sometimes I don’t.)

Motherfucker, my motherfucking hand just got motherfuckin’ chopped of by that whiny motherfucker.

And how!

(via pabloandyoda)

Here is a holo of me in Mexico at a pool. I was on Jedi Business there, naturally. But I finished it up and had a chance to relax. Luckily, there were no Gungans in this water.